Truth be told, I didn't teach at all yesterday. For the first time in weeks, I refused to get worked up over small, trivial matters that went on in class. So what did i do yesterday? I SANG WITH THE P1s. Yes, for 3 periods, I SANG. I taught them dance steps in preparation for the big day when school reopens. With the P2s, I held an interview session! They were allowed to ask me anything and I answered as honestly as I could. HAHA.
Teacher, how old are you? ( 21 la!)
Are you married? ( NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I'm NOT!)
No?! Why never go get married? We want to see how your kids look like!!!! ( WERRTTTT??)
Do you have kids? ( Eh HULLO!)
What kinda guy you like? Must he be handsome? Is it ok if he's fat? Must he drive a sports car? Must he be rich? Must he be tall? ( No need to be handsome la! Fat? See how. HAHAHA. If I marry thin guy also, I will feed him till he's fat and round! Hee. No need sports car. I not fussy. LOL. Of coz must be taller than me la! Can't you see your teacher is like how short?! 1.7m and above please. HAHAHAHAHA. Don't want rich. Just okay will do.)
Teacher, go get married today la! You wear so nice already! ( AH??!!! I wanna get married wearing a white dress OK?!)
Why you don't want to get married? ( I'm not ready my dear kids. HAHA.)
Invite us to your wedding okay? ( ERR, OKAY!)
Where's your boyfriend? ( HUH?)
Teacher, I saw you that day with a guy. ( EH? Oh. HAHA)
Eh! Eh! I saw also. ( OOOOOOOOKAY)
The questions went on and on and they got all excited over a phone call. I thought my eardrums were gonna burst. HAHA.
Got lots of work to do now. Will be back later.
